Apartmentite

n. - a person who dwells in an apartment over a home

Apartmentites have a ton more fun than jokers who get tricked into owning a home.

by ApartmentHomeLiving.com May 25, 2010

Hair apparent

son who appears to have inherited his father's male pattern baldness. It is a play on the phrase heir apparent and the irony that the subject's hair is becoming less apparent by the day.

James: "you should see my little bro's receding hair line! He's clearly the hair apparent in our family"

Anthony: "yeah, he really is a chip off the old block"

by Thinkerman78 December 15, 2009

camelot apartments

an apartment complex in coon rapids where several shootings and drug deals go down every day

yo u betta watch out goin by the camelot apartments u gonna get shot at

by compton matt November 15, 2006

American Apparel

Where Cirque De Soleil gets their costumes. As a matter of fact, this amazing store provides the fabulous garments to circuses all around the world. No wonder it's so popular and overpriced!

Circus Organizer(boss): We're running out of costumes Oswald!

Circus Assistant(Oswald): Look boss, there's a store! I think it's called American Apparel.

by wowsad May 5, 2009

Apparatus Theory

A metal/hardcore band, from victoria. Known for their energetic live shows across western canada. 4 bros havin a good time and exploding eardrums.

"Are you going to the apparatus theory show tonight?"
"FUCK YAA"

by vicscene September 21, 2009

newport landing apartments

an apartment complex in dallas, tx usa, where one can be expected to be treated with no respect, refferred to as "a ghetto peoples" by the manager, and generally treated like crap by the management. if you move in, don't expect anything to be fixed, at least not within reason.

"We're moving to the Newport Landing Apartments in Dallas Texas."
"Don't you know the manager is racist?"
"Well, it's all my family can afford, so we will just have to suffer until we are no longer oppressed by poverty and social injustice."

by faceless victim of poverty March 31, 2004

aparffice

An apartment used primarily as an off-site or out-of-town office. Can also function a place of lodging in lieu of a hotel. Usually setup with similar Internet and phone services as a typical office environment.

I'll be working on that project from the aparffice this afternoon.

by Cary Brown October 5, 2007