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son who appears to have inherited his father's male pattern baldness. It is a play on the phrase heir apparent and the irony that the subject's hair is becoming less apparent by the day.
James: "you should see my little bro's receding hair line! He's clearly the hair apparent in our family"

Anthony: "yeah, he really is a chip off the old block"
by Thinkerman78 December 15, 2009
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1. The condition of unsightly longer, thicker, or darker than normal hairs on someone's face. Usually most obvious in an older woman.

2. A darker hair growing out of a raised mole.
Yikes, send that woman a magnifying glass and some tweezers, she is suffering from hair apparent.

Whoa, check it out. Hair apparent coming out of the mole.
by August Stockton November 30, 2011
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