Apartmentite

n. - a person who dwells in an apartment over a home

Apartmentites have a ton more fun than jokers who get tricked into owning a home.

Apartmentite by ApartmentHomeLiving.com May 25, 2010

apartmentwrecker 

The person I want is in a relationship, I’ve never been the type of person to break up a happy home, but I will fuck up a apartment

A apartmentwrecker won’t break up a happy home but will fuck up a apartment

apartmentwrecker by Lil Trucha June 29, 2021

apartmentheid 

The policy and practice of discriminating against people living in undesirable apartments aand/or neighborhoods.

Me: I always planned to drop Alexandra.

You: Why? She wasn't so ugly.

Me: She lives in Baltimore. I want to date someone in DC.

You: dude - that's apartmentheid!

apartmentheid by jamejamejame April 26, 2017