Post coitem omne animal triste est

A latin phrase meaning, "After sex, every animal is sad."

Curious man: That rhino just had sex, why is it frowning?
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.

by PD2 February 12, 2006

Animal mastery

noun: When playing certain role play games, there is a skill call "animal mastery". This means that the character can command animals. In real world terms, this means that the person loves animals and is really adept at having sex with them.

Mak is very good at animal mastery.

by ALS Project May 11, 2003

Animactor

An animal actor. An actor that is an animal, or possibly half animal, half actor.

Some animactors include: Babe, Wishbone, and Free Willy

~Wow, Air Bud is such a great animactor.~

by meghan420 June 14, 2008

AnimaliaAustralisaphobia

The fear of animals from Australia

Redback spider: gets close
Person 1: kill it
Person 2:why?
Person 1: I have AnimaliaAustralisaphobia

Person 2:- whats that?
Person 1: the fear of animals from Australia

Person 2: oh ok

by Goaty Ware January 2, 2022

Animal Weirdo

A human that is so far gone that he is beyond the point of strange behavior.

That man is an animal weirdo. He feeds parrots chicken sandwiches.

by Aseans August 28, 2022

Stiffed Animal

A stuffed animal that a child has been sleeping with every night for years to the point that it is now encrusted with spit and snot.

My daughter has been sleeping with that stuffed kitty for so long its now a stiffed animal.

by 531 December 9, 2010

political animal

A non-human species also known as Sociopathus Destructus which looks and sounds like a Homo Sapiens but is incapable of feeling empathy or compassion.
The Sociopathus Destructus entire existence evolves around politics and preying on others. Its natural habitat is Washington DC but it can be found at all levels of local, state and federal governments around the world. It reproduces through ideas and is well known for its extraordinary ability to convince people to believe in anything it says. The Sociopathus Destructus is considered to be extremely dangerous as it will quickly destroy anyone who disagrees with it.

Friend 1: Yo, I'm bored and thinking of running for office.

Friend 2: Don't do it. You'd get eaten alive by the political animals, bro.

by Viking Wisdom August 22, 2016