Person 1: Hey did you hear that joke about the Irish Priest
Person 2: Hey quite down, you'll set that stupid bitches Irish Alarm Clock off
Stupid Bitch: WAAAAAAA! *indeciferable wailing*
Person 1&2: Oh shit.
Person 2: Hey quite down, you'll set that stupid bitches Irish Alarm Clock off
Stupid Bitch: WAAAAAAA! *indeciferable wailing*
Person 1&2: Oh shit.
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John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
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