The olatunji affect

Bait your fans into thinking something you have made is "sick" And make close relatives react to it. Causing many people to get excited until it's finally released and is trash

The olatunji affect is a prime example on why YouTube has gone to shit

by @urmomfagXD April 19, 2018

smolder affect

The state of being mind blowingly awe shocked after receiving a smolder ,once affected sex with the person who exposes you to it occurs and in extremely rare occasions sex does not occur

Bruh all these bitches be under my smolder affect cuz they all want this dick

by Keeping it simple March 15, 2016

Affect

Affect is usually a verb meaning "to produce and effect upon"

"The weather affected his mood"

by _.moth._ July 17, 2022

aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"

I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Peyton Affect

When your beautiful girlfriend says something normally seen as “concerning/cringe” it becomes attractive only because it’s coming from her.

Peyton- I love to mew to daniel larson while eating nut butter and watching skibidi toilet with aiden
*peyton affect occurs{translated}*
me- you’re so beautiful and funny and hot and pretty and gorgeous

by peycole July 13, 2024

The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

How does this affect Glenn?

When learning of a situation or issue, and in reality if has no real effect on you or your life.

When I heard about the bus route being permanently cancelled I asked “How does this affect Glenn?”

by Shrav2112 December 26, 2023