(Adjective) Something thats is poor and lacking in quality. Applies to anything the complainant finds to be rubbish or not true.
Jimmy: I went to watch match last night.
Brogan: How was it?
Jimmy: Absolute Toss, it was 0-0 no excitement!
Brogan: How was it?
Jimmy: Absolute Toss, it was 0-0 no excitement!
by Jon Wakeley September 30, 2011
Get the absolute tossmug. Nicky Kiteley, the most beautiful person you could ever ask for. I swear it's like if God wanted to make an angel, but didn't because the printer ran out of paper and ink so he used rolling papers and the most beautiful shades of the world's most captivating colors instead to make an incomparable artwork of the admirable, multi-dimensional, charismatic, full of life, who will no doubt make your heart feel at home while taking you on many kinds of trips, my love, Nicky Kiteley.
by Snifg November 9, 2020
Get the Absolute Perfectionmug. by daithi sean og o December 19, 2011
Get the Absolute Ratmug. by diamondbrb May 9, 2022
Get the absolute bozoismmug. People that celebrate injuries just because they don't like that person. It doesn't even just apply to players on teams they don't like.
Those insufferable Karens think they are so special and think that no one matters but them, but in reality, they are absolute shit.
by PhoenixGamer34 July 19, 2021
Get the absolute shitmug. RAATHEYAN
by xXx_420pu55y5l4y3r69_xXx December 4, 2018
Get the Absolute UNITmug. you're out and about drinking some san gria when suddenly this total guapa/guapo comes up dancin in yo face and you're all like 'omfg this is an ABSOLUTE BIRTHDAY'
by Judith merryweather-trot March 11, 2008
Get the absolute birthdaymug.