Assholes

n.

The random childish fuckwads that Urban Dictionary allows to keep rejecting perfectly good definitions for no reason whatsoever.

Person One: Goddamn it! What fucking assholes!
Person Two: What's wrong, dude?
Person One: Nothing; just those motherfucking assholes again.
Person Two: The Urban Dictionary editors?
Person One: Yeah. Urban Dictionary shouldn't just allow any old random assholes reject definitions because they have nothing better to do.

by Dremora Valkynaz April 2, 2015

Asshole

Dan is an asshole because he cheats on girls

“GOD DAN IS SUCH A DICK ISN’T HE?”
Dan is a dick technically

Asshole means someone who is being a real dick.

by Dopeydocus August 14, 2019

Asshole

George W. Bush. The president of the United States of America.

"Our president, George W. Bush, is an asshole!"

by Jordan The Great January 16, 2007

Asshole

Someone who won't pull over for an ambulance

Even though the ambulance was honking and shrieking at him, that asshole never pulled over.

by Kyle1 November 8, 2007

Assholic

(adj) when people are continually acting like assholes or have done something to be mean, rude and/or obnoxious.

Meat heads in bars often act assholic when they get wasted

by Allie S. B. June 23, 2006

asshole

a man who ignores, pretends to treat his gf good, and is shocked when finds out his gf actually did cheat on him b/c of the anger he cause her, and then makes a big scene then goes and does the same thing and thinks its fine...

makes cry, hits things and yells at her, and doesn't think he has a problem

they say there's love but is there?

by nfg May 10, 2005

asshole

your current husband

The asshole's wife couldn't stop him from pooping on the toliet seat

by mp_thug_for_life_yo October 28, 2006