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asshole

An asshole is a person who is generally inconsiderate, selfish, mean, and makes others feel bad about themselves.
An asshole is the type of person who:

~ borrows your games, but tells you the next day that he sold them all for drugs
~ knows you have self-confidence issues and insecurities, but still calls you ugly
~ tells a crippled old man to "gtfo" his way
~ poops in your toilet and doesn't flush
~ purposely takes ages in the toilet, knowing that you are desperate to pee
~ breaks your stuff then blames you for leaving it out
~ expects you to do stuff for him when he does nothing for you
~ takes the battery out of your laptop when you go to take a toilet break so you lose all of your hard work
~ steals your underwear and tells you to "lighten up" when you have no more to wear
by theonewhocalls November 1, 2013
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