A heteronormative belief system that categorizes men into a hierarchy that determines their societal status. The higher you are on the pyramid, the more masculine, confident, and "better with girls" you become. Men at the bottom of the pyramid are viewed as submissive to men at the top.
Male Astrology came about due to a faulty study on the behavior of wolves made in 1947, later proven to be based on a misunderstanding. It became popularized over time, and nowadays is commonplace within red-pilled internet circles and said to be "backed by science."
If you hear any person using the terms "alpha" "beta" "sigma" or "omega" to describe themselves or another person in a non-satirical way, keep your distance because they believe in Male Astrology.
Male Astrology came about due to a faulty study on the behavior of wolves made in 1947, later proven to be based on a misunderstanding. It became popularized over time, and nowadays is commonplace within red-pilled internet circles and said to be "backed by science."
If you hear any person using the terms "alpha" "beta" "sigma" or "omega" to describe themselves or another person in a non-satirical way, keep your distance because they believe in Male Astrology.
Brian: "Bro, I might not be an alpha but I swear I'm like a sigma male bro."
Bryan: "What kinda Male Astrology bullshit have you been watching?"
Bryan: "What kinda Male Astrology bullshit have you been watching?"
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Benny used to be okay, but since he's been hitting the sauce he has become a real Australian intellectual.
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The best fuckin' country in the world, Australia, is also the only place where Christ could never have been born, as in Australia, you cannot find 3 wisemen and a virgin.
by seedy March 22, 2003
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Person 1: I like dogs because I'm a Libra!
Person 2: Astrology is fake.
Person 1: Astrology is not fake.
Person 2: You're an idiot.
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Person 1: Astrology is not fake.
Person 2: You're an idiot.
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The visitor (which is usually a student) may begin to see symptoms by the end of their first day in Australia; however, in some minor cases, symptoms do not show up until the 10th day in Australia.
Symptoms of Australianencephaitis include (but are not limited to):
- increased energy and alertness
- feelings of well-being and euphoria
- diminished fear, anxiety, and insecurity
- athletic performance may be enhanced
- being fun and wild
- excessive use of the word 'mate'
- takes risks (ie. skydiving, swimming with sharks, bungee jumping, etc.)
- pretending to know how to surf
Symptoms may progress rapidly. Also, symptoms may vary depending on the purity and dosage of the Australian culture surrounding the said visitor.
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Prolonged exposure to Australian culture is encouraged. People with Australianencephaitis are, in general, way cooler, live longer, and smell better.
The visitor (which is usually a student) may begin to see symptoms by the end of their first day in Australia; however, in some minor cases, symptoms do not show up until the 10th day in Australia.
Symptoms of Australianencephaitis include (but are not limited to):
- increased energy and alertness
- feelings of well-being and euphoria
- diminished fear, anxiety, and insecurity
- athletic performance may be enhanced
- being fun and wild
- excessive use of the word 'mate'
- takes risks (ie. skydiving, swimming with sharks, bungee jumping, etc.)
- pretending to know how to surf
Symptoms may progress rapidly. Also, symptoms may vary depending on the purity and dosage of the Australian culture surrounding the said visitor.
Chronic Use
Prolonged exposure to Australian culture is encouraged. People with Australianencephaitis are, in general, way cooler, live longer, and smell better.
Andrea's excessive use of the word mate, feeling of well-being, and skydiving adventure confirm that she has been infected with Australianencephaitis.
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Fred:dude what the fuck where you doing
Bill: i did an australian water bomb
Fred:dude what the fuck where you doing
Bill: i did an australian water bomb
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Is that Astrylia? I'm running away.
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