assessimize

To assess and optimize your look or style.

To help a clueless friend get right before they go out looking stupid.

My girl Rebe assessimized me and decided I needed to get to Dr. Jay's snap.

You can't go out like yo, you hideous; you need to assessimize.

You best assessimize if you want any hope of being sexable.

by jeffjam December 4, 2012

Assesible

Perfect, agreeable and excellent.

For Cocker Spaniels

Those chairs and cushions are Assesible!

by JuSu12 June 16, 2018

internal assessment

The internal assessment, also known more commonly as the IA is a part of the International Baccalaureate Diploma Program. Taking the form of an extremely long essay, or in depth lab, the internal assessments need to be done for each of the students 7 core subjects.

IB Student 1: Dude the Biology internal assessment is due tomorrow I haven't even started....
IB Student 2: I have to write both my Biology IA and History IA by next month. Kill me now

IB Student 1: I think this is a good time for us to drop out of IB.

IB Student 2: Agreed. These internal assessments are so pointless

by imsocoolomg March 14, 2016

Buttery Assed

This word is used in skateboarding when a trick is pulled off that was very smooth and easy looking. Like it took no try what so ever.

That Tre to lip slide was so buttery assed, You could of been on the phone when you did it.

by J-Paul August 1, 2008

consider her assassinated

when someone is so fine you forgo the usual "I'd hit it".

*gorgeous pictures appear on facebook"

Dewd 1: DAAAMN.
Dewd 2: Consider her assassinated.

by Can Doghlan May 29, 2008

assed

bothered: can't be bothered to do something

Ashton: How did you discover that orange juice on pancakes was good?
Anna: I spilled some on my pancakes once and couldn't be assed to cook anything else.

by ame_jayy June 24, 2012

Asbestos flaygon

Used when you cannot understand the pronunciation when an oriental person speaks.
From the Youtube hit and meme, Tuts my Barreh

*At a Korean fast food*
Waiter: Me saff yu. wot yu rike?
Bob: Sorry what was that? I just want one beef fried rice to go.
Waiter: Bif frai rai? Hokey. Anatha?
Bob: What? That's all
Waiter: Chenku
Bob: And asbestos flaygon you too

by stuntdunk June 13, 2013