Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People 

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People by TRK, Author April 25, 2008

Argumentertainment 

(n) (AR-gyoo-MEN-turh-TAYNE-mint)

A source of entertainment, according to the lowest common denominator of human intelligence, derived from watching people argue and generally hate each other. This is most commonly found on situational reality television shows, reality game shows, staged abomination-abortions of popular culture, and mostly anything on Bravo, MTV, or the Style Network.

(Derived from Italian for "obnoxious attention-seeking whores")

Girlfriend: "Oh m'gyah did you see The Jersey Shore the other night? Fackin' Vinny and Paulie fought each other, but neither of them actually threw a punch! What a bunch of pussies, right? It's such a train wreck!"

You: "Woman, get out of my fucking apartment and don't come back until you get it through your head that this awful, goddamn argumentertainment is systematically making you EVEN DUMBER, were that even POSSIBLE, than you were before."

Argumentertainment by The_Mailman September 9, 2011

Arkument 

A toxic conversation relating to Ark: Survival Evolved.

Had a bad Arkument with an admin earlier. Got red-gunned.

Arkument by Animonger March 2, 2021

argumentum ad saladbar 

When used in an argument, a person takes various scraps of talking points and tosses them together into a bowl, then tries to pass the word salad as a cogent argument.

In discussing the Boston Bombings and the Republican Congressmen who should understand the Constitution as pertains to the rights of American citizens, a commenter referred to the president as "Obummer" and said that the article about Republican Congressmen should have been entitled "Obama doesn't understand the Constitution" because the borders are not secure and Mexican drug cartels get guns. The comment has nothing to do with the article and can be dismissed as argumentum ad saladbar.

argumentum ad saladbar by jdubhub68 April 29, 2013

Argumentum Ad Numerum

Latin for "appeal to the people"
(If many believe so, it is so)

Argumentum Ad Numerum: the idea where something is true, because great numbers believe it. As in eat shit, twenty trillion flies cant be wrong! - Bill Maher

Argumentum Ad Numerum by sliickrick August 1, 2011

arguement 

The alternate spelling of the word 'argument' in British English, as with 'judgment' and 'judgement'.

For the sake of the arguement, let us say that he is a potato.

arguement by ptrferdinand September 10, 2006

Conservation Of Argumental Volume 

The person who speaks least in an argument, wins.

Johannes spoke four words. Jenny spoke twenty. By Conservation Of Argumental Volume, Johannes won.

Conservation Of Argumental Volume by Wuadada November 28, 2009