stores admin

A fragile, oxygen thieving, non-threatening fairy cornball with a greasy fringe that reeks of Autism, licks radiators to see if they’re on then smears a Mars bar all over it just so he can eat it off and walks like there’s no gravity, stuttering his way through life, fucking up absolutely everything. Spends all of his time under his scouse girlfriends thumb and has an ass that’s been rogered off her more times than a coppers walkie-talkie.

Person 1: Morning, Brandon.
Person 2: I erm, I mean, erm, well, the thing is, I D-D-D-D-D-D… I’m Brandon, Stores Admin. What’s your favourite colour?
Person 1: Okay, Brandon.

by Narreik September 28, 2023

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Admin is a gorgeous person with a longer cock than his blonde Bosnian Friend from Velika Kladusa. People who are called Admin are smarter than the others in some areas, they are very knowledgeable about geography and politics and they are very Bosnian, allegedly people who are called Admin fought in Kosovo. And they have good style

Admin = Yugo

by Yugo46 November 21, 2021

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Admin card swipe

Stupid you can't do it on the first try

I hate among us admin card swipe

by Sus boy podcast October 27, 2020

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Admin

admin (v); the act of administering drugs with a syringe to oneself or another.

admin (n); a person who skillfully administers drugs with a syringe to themselves or others.
Slam, hit, point, admin; usually referring to using crystal meth but could be any drug via needle
Not everyone who uses needles does it to themselves. It can be tricky, requires a steady hand, and lots of practice. Some don't want to learn how to hit themselves for fear of overdoing it or overdosing and use an admin as a buffer.

I admin. Can you admin? I don't know how to admin. I need an admin. I know a great admin, he can be here in 5 min. Should we call an admin? Pro-admin.

by Ravencougar August 7, 2025

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