Aaron

The male version of a Karen. The kind of douchebag who can't stop themselves from sticking his nose in your business and pointing out why you are wrong about everything.

Holy shit, that Aaron just yelled at a waitress for topping up his coffee because it threw off his ratio of coffee to creamer.

by Hatefulate March 13, 2022

The aaron

The art of finger fucking a pet tortoise

Oh wow Owen, did you see Joel give that tortoise ‘the aaron’? He was a good 3cm deep

by Gannonz July 13, 2019

Aaron

A particularly unreliable fuck, commonly found having extremely nappy hair. Its native habitat is Asia, but it's found in southern United States, among other places.

"I told you to do the damn dishes, stop being an Aaron!"
"Mother, can you help me with my homework?" "Shut up son, I didn't name you Aaron for a reason."
"Hey dad, I'm gonna take a shower now." "Good, wash that Aaron out of your system."

by Freeda Slaves November 10, 2013

Aaron

-verb
(Aaroning, Aaroned, Aaronation)

The act of obsessively depriving ones self of sleep in order to complete an extremely lengthy and tedious project.

Sorry I can't come out tonight, I've got to Aaron.

by Xtravirginoliveoil October 16, 2016

Aaron

They most caring person

Hi Aaron

by Hi Muchacho November 28, 2018

Aaron

Has the biggest cock and is the best looking guy.

Omygod its aaron

by Totally not called Aaron October 15, 2018

Aaron

Aaron is the type of guy that will ask about every ones day before he tells you about his. He is sweet, funny, and sometimes more caring for others than himself. He is always the best person to talk to about a problem or just to talk. He is loyal and honest, except about his problems. He is a guy you never want to let go of.

Guy:So guys, how was your day?
Girl: You are such an Aaron
Guy:Only cause I care about you

by Udjshdhsnsjs July 16, 2018