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urinal situation

1) When one is pissing at the urinal, looks to the side and sees someone who greets them, or knows them.

2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.

3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
person 1: "I looked to the left and saw my prof. He smiled at me."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."

person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."
by cyberphunkisms March 16, 2011
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Hostage situation

You see how they're holding the contents of my mind hostage in exchange for good behavior? See it?
Hym "Hahaha! Get it? Norville and Gigi? Right? Cus he's a son-husband who loves at home with his mom! Hahahahahahaha! But that has nothing to do with the hostage situation."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
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costanza situation

any type of pain caused by carrying around unwieldly purses or wallets. In particular, references the pain that happens when your hips are not properly aligned due to an unusually stuffed to capacity wallet.
I think I've got a Costanza situation doc. My lower back hurts from sitting on this huge wallet.
by chuckycheesehead February 10, 2012
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situational herpes

The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.
"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."

"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."
by J Self November 27, 2011
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Situational Ratchet

The act of stepping out of character; to act ratchet only when the situation calls for it.
When my employer incorrectly calculated my check.
I became ratchet which in fact was a state of being situational ratchet.
by CookE March 1, 2015
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Situation Sally

A badass woman who conquers every situation set in front of her (Lord knows there’s many and endless) with grace and integrity and rather than explain herself to Tom, Dick and Harry, she labels herself a “Situation Sally” whilst handling business.
That Ericka sure has a lot going on but holds her shit together like a Situation Sally!!
by Captain Sally January 18, 2022
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ectoplasmic situation

1. State of being caused by 'spooky ghost' attack. When 'ghost' leaves behind a trail of ectoplasm or ectoplasmic slime.

ref. South Park Episode 1206. Over Logging

2. When in reality you were caught watching porn by your friends and used this excuse to explain all the slim in the room.
What is all that slime on your pants? It looks like you had an ectoplasmic situation . (spooky ghost)
by Jive_Turkey May 11, 2017
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