Hit for a shit

When an unwanted visitor enters your home and asks to use the bathroom.

I got hit for a shit, the builder knocked on the door and asked to use the toilet.

by Adamvseve August 3, 2018

hit by a Walter

when you get a barrage of text messages in the middle of the night from the same insomniac.

I woke up this morning and had 62 new texts! I thought something bad had happened, but then I realized I had just been hit by a Walter.

by BillyMayser July 3, 2010

hit by a pie truck

used to illiterate something completely unexpected or improbable happening.

"i am the only one who knows how this works so let me tell you in case i get hit by a pie truck"

by cadyc April 24, 2006

Hit By A Bus

Hit By A Bus is slang for "Overdose".
It was derived from the ancient greek story of Sir Birnbaum III and is growing in popularity.

Man you really got hit by a bus - we'll all be praying for you.

by rountrjf March 21, 2008

Hit by a truck

If someone's intestines are not laying on the ground, they don't look like they got hit by a truck. If they don't get airborne, they didn't go flying. Stepping backwards a few feet isn't the same thing as getting knocked airborne for many yards.

The guy stepped backwards a few feet to keep his balance after being pushed. He didn't get knocked airborne and he wasn't hamburger meat, so he didn't go flying or look like he had been hit by a truck, no matter how much the bubbly girl wanted her bubble and her story inflated. Hit by a truck tends to get a bit messier than what actually happened.

by Solid Mantis April 5, 2021

Hit up a chilly

To chill, or hang out.

Let's hit up a chilly on the fo' real tip homeslice!

by Mathers November 19, 2007

hit me a lic

Something Alec writes on his facebook but no one who speaks proper English knows what it means

Just hit me a lic finna blow a check

by Alec'sSister January 25, 2011