buttfuck

A term used for when you cannot find a shittier word to describe your shit situation.

What the shit Richard, how did you get us lost in the buttfuck of nowhere?

by heinzslurper July 13, 2022

Buttfuck

To rob someone

Guy 1: Yesterday i got buttfucked
Guy 2: Aww man :(

by scumfuckflowerboy December 25, 2021

Buttfucking

The second branch of Sexual Intercourse.
Sliding the stick of the crotchal region into an ass.

I was buttfucking Neah last night.

Who the fuck is Neah?

by SexualAnonymous March 4, 2023

Buttfuck Mania

Buttfuck Mania is after a long stressful day you just want to come home and rest and more inconvenient things come your way and it is often tiring.

I have work after this stressful day at school this is Buttfuck Mania

by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

Buttfucker 3000

A yoho who logs into a court Zoom meeting with the name Buttfucker 3000 who looks like a discord moderator thats ends up infuriating Judge Jeffery MIddleton into putting Buttfucker 3000 in the waiting room.

“Your name’s not “Buttfucker 3000, you yoho.” -Judge Middleton

by Hanakosmomsimp May 20, 2022

The ol' 1979 buttfuck

A more colorful version of the ol' one two punch; the ol' tag and bag; the ol' shake and bake. Basically when you and your homie team up and do something fuckin awesome.

The groom had two Best Men, so we teamed up for the Best Man speech at the wedding and gave it the ol' 1979 buttfuck.

by grizzli25 May 18, 2017

Buttfuck

When you bend ur girl over and anally gape her bootyhole

Bend over and get buttfucked

by DefineIt93838392 October 4, 2018