situational engineer

A person that designs, builds, constructs, maintains the works of circumstance in which one finds oneself or a state of affairs.

Even after realizing my most valuable asset I was still not aware of the infinite possibility of gain until I met a Situational Engineer that managed its movement and offered 'sound' advice.

I thought I knew what wealthy was, now I know.

by Bogus24 May 24, 2018

kayne situation

Kayne cheated on kim kardashian with JEFFREE STAR.

Did you hear about the Kayne situation??

Yes... now the line now if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole.. and i get bleach on my tshirt... ima feel like a asshole.

by cool!!! snapped!!! January 23, 2021

Situational Ratchet

The act of stepping out of character; to act ratchet only when the situation calls for it.

When my employer incorrectly calculated my check.
I became ratchet which in fact was a state of being situational ratchet.

by CookE March 1, 2015

costanza situation

any type of pain caused by carrying around unwieldly purses or wallets. In particular, references the pain that happens when your hips are not properly aligned due to an unusually stuffed to capacity wallet.

I think I've got a Costanza situation doc. My lower back hurts from sitting on this huge wallet.

by chuckycheesehead February 10, 2012

Hostage situation

You see how they're holding the contents of my mind hostage in exchange for good behavior? See it?

Hym "Hahaha! Get it? Norville and Gigi? Right? Cus he's a son-husband who loves at home with his mom! Hahahahahahaha! But that has nothing to do with the hostage situation."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2023

Situation Sally

A badass woman who conquers every situation set in front of her (Lord knows there’s many and endless) with grace and integrity and rather than explain herself to Tom, Dick and Harry, she labels herself a “Situation Sally” whilst handling business.

That Ericka sure has a lot going on but holds her shit together like a Situation Sally!!

by Captain Sally January 18, 2022

ectoplasmic situation

1. State of being caused by 'spooky ghost' attack. When 'ghost' leaves behind a trail of ectoplasm or ectoplasmic slime.

ref. South Park Episode 1206. Over Logging

2. When in reality you were caught watching porn by your friends and used this excuse to explain all the slim in the room.

What is all that slime on your pants? It looks like you had an ectoplasmic situation . (spooky ghost)

by Jive_Turkey May 11, 2017