by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017
Yes no maybe so is a game show held between two people where they ask a question to an eraser then tose the eraser into the air and see what is land on yes no maybe so
Jamaica: is todd a gay pedo
Yes no maybe so: •lands on yes•
Kaelon: i knew it he always watches me in the bathroom
Yes no maybe so: •lands on yes•
Kaelon: i knew it he always watches me in the bathroom
by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020
Kid: Ooh are we having cake later for my birthday?
Mom: Maybe, dear. We may be having a maybe cake later.
Mom: Maybe, dear. We may be having a maybe cake later.
by Eridaniii April 09, 2008
In New Mexico people won’t say no to an invitation or date what the will say instead is maybe which is basically in their mind a soft no. Only uncounted in New Mexico
I invited Joey to the party last night and he gave me a New Mexico maybe, he never showed up and didn’t answer his phone.
by El Capitán Sangre December 07, 2017
Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.
"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."
Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"
Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"
by AllThatIsGold October 04, 2017
A 'Michael Mabey', is a polite way to put something off, when actually the teller knows the answer is going to be "no".
Friend 1: Hey wanna go the movies?
Friend 2: Who's going?
Friend 1: Tom, Dick, and Harry
Friend 2: Maybe...
Friend 1: Hey your pulling a 'Michael Maybe' aren't you?
Friend 2: Maybe...
Friend 2: Who's going?
Friend 1: Tom, Dick, and Harry
Friend 2: Maybe...
Friend 1: Hey your pulling a 'Michael Maybe' aren't you?
Friend 2: Maybe...
by Mykal Lawrence July 12, 2006
by stanateezordie March 15, 2018