Going To See A Man About A Dog 

'Going to see a man about a dog' is an often used a euphemism in Great Britain. It is most often used when telling someone you are going to the toilet. It has also been used to describe meeting a woman for sex i.e - when you replace the 'man' and 'dog' in the sentence with their opposites 'woman' and 'cat' (but in this case we use another word meaning cat, 'pussy') so you end up with 'going to see a woman about a pussy.'

'Where you off too?' 'Going to see a man about a dog.'

'Where you rushing off too so fast?' *Man Winks* 'Going to see a man about a dog'

Going To See A Man About A Dog by KDottDizz August 16, 2009

horse of a man 

Someone that's really annoying and a jerk and karate kicks ur soda and it falls on ur pants

Bro u just spilled my sprite u horse of a man

horse of a man by Skinny pops July 28, 2017

roll over and take it like a man 

1.) To get penetrated rectally.

2.) About the last thing you want to hear come out of your prison cellmate's mouth.

1.) Dolores was on the rag so I told her to roll over and take it like a man.

2.) Bubba: Schmidt! Roll over and take it like a man!

Schmidt: Yes, Bubba.

roll over and take it like a man by Blemderhead1991 May 6, 2009

written by a man 

The phrase ‘written by a man’ is typically used to describe a female who fits the stereotypical beauty standards that appeal to men. e.g innocence, natural beauty etc. This is usually used in a negative sense.

“She has to be written by a man. She’s so basic.”

written by a man by userunknown_______ June 8, 2022

Poke a man 

A phrase invented to separate Pokemon, the fun old Game Boy RPG from the childhood of today's 20-year-olds, from all of the stupid spin-off crap that the game spawned. It is assumed that when one refers to Pokemon, they mean the nostalgia-inducing black-and-white adventure, and when one refers to poke-a-man, they either mean the cartoon show, the card game, or a homosexual act.

"Where you going, home to poke a man?"

"No, I thought I'd play some Pokemon."

Poke a man by Drunken Mewtwo March 6, 2010

see a man about a horse 

Used by males to politely excuse themselves to the washroom for "number one" purposes.

While reinforced by both of these examples:

"Any general business that needs attending to that you may not care to discuss whith the present party.
We can meet for lunch on Tuesday, since I'll be in the area; I have to see an man about a horse.
by moth17 Jul 5, 2005"
"2. see a man about a horse 271 up, 73 down"
A discreet way to leave the table at a restaurant to go to the restroom; derived from a 1940's black-and-white film (sorry, cannot recall the name) where an actor literally says it as he leaves a table to see a man at another table about a horse.
"Excuse me, I have to see a man about a horse."

The origins date back to the days of the "Not-Quite-So-Wild-Yet-Still-Wild Enough Old West". When at the local drinking establishment (read at the Saloon) the horse trough was closer to the entrance of the building (usually directly attached) than the outhouses which were generally situated out back. And thus a slang term was born. And of course MOST people had enough common decency to only use the trough for number one.

Excuse me, I suddenly feel the urge to see a man about a horse.

see a man about a horse by Stalik September 25, 2011

talking like a man with a paper asshole

Talking like you have all the answers but you have none

John boehner is talking like a man with a paper asshole.

talking like a man with a paper asshole by Plumbob November 15, 2013