Book smart but his common sense is low. He’s obsessed with jack grealishs calves and is convinced he’s built like Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s very fruity even though he says he’s straight. He wants to adopt a kid so hit him up.
by Microwaved pop tart November 17, 2021
Get the Johnmug. It is a bundle of joy where even in your darkest days, a smile from them can make you the happiest. A john is a human that feels like home. When you’re around them you feel like no matter what’s going on around you, you are safe and everything is okay. A john is everything you can ever wish for in a person, a human that you can be yourself around and know he’ll love you forever. A john is the sweetest, nicest, and prettiest human you can meet and it’s the most beautiful thing you can experience.
by Bestielala April 24, 2022
Get the Johnmug. John is a type of guy who will keep secrets but will tell you the truth to your face. He's tall, slightly bony, and has short dark hair. He likes the darker side of things, but doesn't mind seeing the light in them too. He can rap and is completely lovable if you get to know him. But mainly he protects the ones he loves.
"John is such a good friend."
"I wish my boy friend was John."
"I wish someone will protect me like John."
"I wish my boy friend was John."
"I wish someone will protect me like John."
by roadkill0831 November 19, 2018
Get the Johnmug. 
Get the Johnmug. 
tryign to cut in line by yelling out the name john like you are looking for someone but really you are jsut cutting in line
by R()$$ April 24, 2004
Get the johnedmug. by Kelly Amber August 26, 2016
Get the Johnmug.