April 17

National kick a short kid day.

It's April 17, and my buddy Evan looking short af, kick his ass

by theboyboywestcoast April 17, 2020

November 17

The most wonderful, beautiful, loyal, friendliest, and funniest people where born on this day.

Look at that perfect person. They where born on November 17th.

by Itxluxjcucpuxuxupxtvgzkf@(.@5 October 19, 2019

Ezekiel 25:17

Some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before you pop a cap in someone's ass.

Samuel L. Jackson usually pops a cap in someone's ass after he recites passage Ezekiel 25:17

by Alli Rose June 16, 2013

August 17

August 17 the day the most chillest/hottest mf was born . This mf is the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet and will always be there for you when it comes to most deepest shit

Girl 1: DAMN who that? He fine ngl
Girl 2: that’s bob, today is his birthday too btw
Girl:1 oh fr what’s today’s date?I forgot

Girl 2:oh it’s August 17
Girl:1 ohh damn that explains everything

by The spitter November 22, 2021

April 17

April 17th is the birthday of the most beautiful girl or boy that is sporty and is always loyal to there friends so you know they will never betray you. They are also very Hot and will grow up to be very Wealthy but will use there money in a fair way. They also will always find a way to be helpful and kind.

April 17th is the Birthday of the best girl or boy on earth

by Alison Amberlings October 24, 2019

November 17

This day is give your girlfriend/ boyfriend a hoodie day. If you’re in a relationship with someone, on this day that have to give you they’re hoodie.

Boyfriend: Hey here’s my hoodie.
Girlfriend: thank you, but why?
Boyfriend: well it’s November 17 which means I’m supposed to give you my hoodie. So today it special for you.
Girlfriend: OMG YESSS

by I’m a dinosaur 🦖 November 14, 2019

November 17

The day our lord and savior Danny DeVito was born into this world

November 17 Isn’t that Danny Devito‘s birthday?!

by Acr October 17, 2019