net slap

a term of virtual endearment, usually being a virtual slap upside the head for inappropriate behavior or badly timed comments much like a zing

p: i like trucks with big tires
d: thats what she said
p: net slap

by blessedbeatnik February 22, 2011

net-titties

When you go on netflix in search of porn.

Mom: Hey son, what is "swallow my sock 15"?

Son: What?

Mom: Its on the netflix video history!

Son: shit! Why did i net-titties

by Jake1111111 June 18, 2011

net-twerking

When a ratchet spends all day snap chatting twerk videos trying to get that dick
Also a term used by ratchets to describe extremely basic ass selfie videos of themeslves twerking alone in their bedroom or other places that aren't directly related to anything involving the need to be dancing or being turnt up

"Yo your sister been in her room all day net-twerking and blasting kesha"
"Ya that's all she does is net-twerk and eat ice cream and fight with our parents about how she's mature and should be treated like an adult"

Ratchet 1-' yo girl you seen my posts I been net-twerking all day trying to get turnt up'
Ratchet 2- 'ya I seen it you've got that net-twerk life down girl we should have a circle net-twerk session and get turnt up my moms not gonna be him till tomorrow'

by PIRATE February 8, 2015

wharf net

A net that catches fish or what have you from the ocean.

Smells just like a wharf net in here... like some people just got together and had some low tide smelling sex.

by Dr. Thesaures August 5, 2012

Neighbour Net

Slang / Technical term used to describe an accessible wireless network which does not belong to you, often belonging to your neghbours or a local business etc

"I'm on Neighbour Net at the moment cause our internet is cut off"

by Prince_Of_Narnia September 3, 2009

dolphin in the net

when a male is wearing a bathing suite and he becomes errect and his penis becoms cought in the bathing suite net.

i had a really bad dolphin in the net in the ocean it was soo embarasing

by mike22232 March 14, 2009

Mosquito Net

Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!

Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.

Bob: Why do they even make those?

Dan: To make my life harder.

by Gingersnap1234 March 3, 2010