gun queer

term used to describe a person who thinks that he/she (9 times out of 10 it is a male, usually in middle school) knows a lot about guns, but is just repeating whatever they heard and/or saw on FutureWeapons, the History Channel, and the weapons menu on any FPS/shoot 'em up (especially Modern Warfail 2 and the Battlefield games), and doesn't bother to actually research the firearms, and sounds like an ass whenever they talk about firearms.

Gun Queer: "OMG teh Striker is teh best shotgun evar!!"

Me (the average gun nut): "OK, if you know so much about it, can you tell me who invented it, what country it came from, and can you legally buy it in the US and why/why not?" (Answer: Hilton Walker invented it in the '80s, it was produced in South Africa, and it cannot be bought in the US because it is classified as a "destructive device" under the NFA)

Gun Queer: "Uhh... Russia? And you can't buy it here because it's Russian...right?"

Me: "Wrong on all counts. Go home, gun queer."

by c deez nuts June 25, 2010

queer eyed

A straight person who has as much taste as a queer does. ie, fashion, grooming sense, etc.

Tim is queer-eyed when it comes to clothes.

by Lo July 29, 2003

Gears Queer

A Gears Queer is one who plays the video game Gears of War a lot and thinks it's the best thing since butter and bread. To go along with this, they are arrogant, think they are "elite" and can "pwn n00bs", constantly talking sh*t on their mic's, etc. Let's just say they live up to their name.

"I play Gears of War, which is the best game ever, so i'm better than you, n00b!"

"STFU Gears Queer."

by playCOD4 February 11, 2008

passing the queer

Passing counterfeit money.

There were at least two operations in the counterfeiting scam. The first was the actual engraving and printing of the notes, the second the "passing off" these notes, or as it was called "passing the queer."

by josephhwhitejr June 13, 2008

The Queer Flu

The symptom one may have that leads to a Dr. visit where you then learn you are HIV positive.

Tommy: Dude I'm feeling like shit, I don't know what it is...
Mark: What'd you eat? Maybe it's food-poisoning...
Tommy: Nothin' out of the norm. Just a bagel and and a big slam filled with my own urine...
Mark: Did you wear a rubber with that Cambodian hooker last weekend?
Tommy: No. Why would I?
Mark: Dude, you may have the queer flu! You might want to get checked.

by The Black Jack Tripper July 23, 2009

queer dear

a nicer sounding way of saying fag hag

She's always going out to gay strip clubs with Willy and John, she's their queer dear.

by pendragoness July 30, 2009

queer the deal

To somehow ruin an arrangement despite favorable odds.

"Stacy likes you a lot, but she's a liberal, so don't queer the deal by mentioning how conservative you are."

by Michael Gaertner May 04, 2005