a short, thick penis, usually wider than it is long. looks a bit like a thumb or a rock and you don't want one. it is also used as an insult.
by a hairball August 10, 2023
by chodeboy11 March 23, 2018
by Marcus’s brother April 08, 2019
by Jackson Wilhelmi January 17, 2020
1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off
Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?
Steve: Girth ≥ length.
Mark: Thanks.
Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.
Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?
Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.
Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.
Steve: Girth ≥ length.
Mark: Thanks.
Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.
Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?
Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.
Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.
by theFUDpucker February 19, 2016