trauma crush

Titties

Titties are cool trauma crush

by Ghhghghkbj October 24, 2023

severe urethral trauma

Severe trauma to the urethra.

Girl- down to do the dirty?
Guy- can’t, I have severe urethral trauma

by TBone2222 November 15, 2023

trauma off urban dictionary

i think we all know what i mean

person 1
yo did you see the erect penis page on urban dictionary?

person 2
i have trauma off urban dictionary because of that

by liontech November 17, 2023

background trauma

Trauma from your past that you've either buried deeply or gaslight yourself into believing wasn't trauma, or both, that affects your day to day decisions and you don't even realize it.

Her: How do you find the worst romantic partners?

Me: I think my background trauma gives me an inferiority complex, it affects everything actually, not just the guys I date.

by Siouxise Eileen November 30, 2023

Trauma Slut

A trauma slut is someone who, either actively or passively, becomes the go-to person for friends, colleagues, or family members to offload their emotional baggage or traumatic experiences. This individual often exhibits a unique blend of empathy and resilience, enabling them to absorb and respond to these intense emotional disclosures without being overwhelmed. Whether it's a heart-wrenching breakup story, workplace drama, or family feud, the trauma slut is the one everyone turns to for a sympathetic ear and a shoulder to cry on.

After my messy breakup with Richie, I spent hours venting to Saikat. He is such a trauma slut!

by Saikonaut December 15, 2023

Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')

"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."

by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022

Baby Blanket Trauma

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.

Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma

by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 2, 2023