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text for your header

synonym for: "really fun" or "really good game"
Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header.
by e2y June 1, 2019
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Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
by madscatraz November 22, 2017
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Your dutch

Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless.
Your dutch for making such foolish mistakes.
by Redbeard guy March 11, 2021
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so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".
Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...
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Be Mean To Your Friends day

May 29th, Be mean to your friends day is a day to be mean to your friends just to confuse them!
You: You suck
Friend: WHAT? WHY??
You: Haha got you its May 29th, Be mean to your friends day.
by NeoDeadbolt May 29, 2023
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Your Tea's Weak

An insult used towards people that specifies that they have weak insults and banter game.
Shut up man, your tea's weak!
by Doctor Defenition May 31, 2018
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Your eternal reward

Death; The permanent reward of no longer living.
Here is your reward… Your eternal reward.
by rabiescat February 22, 2023
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