Dick nipple

A very vulgar and friendly name to call someone if they are being dumb and unnecessary at the moment

Why are you over there

The exit is this way dick nipple

by Chulosalvaje April 4, 2017

box dick

When the length of your penis is the equivalence of the width.

"Was it a chode or was it a box Dick?" "a Fucking box Dick"

by bisexygirl179 April 4, 2017

mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.

"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"

by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017

Billy-Dicked

When you use your dick as a billy club to hurt someone.

Did you hear Jamal billy-dicked Shaniqua! It was crazy, blood everywhere!

by AngriestOldMan April 6, 2017

loopy dick

A loopy dick is a penis that can do loops and can twirl better than a ballerina. Loopy dicks are very stretchy and bendy.

Man, I had to work with the craziest mothafucker last night.
He must've had a loopy dick.

by Momdix April 7, 2017

dick derp

When one takes a dick pic on Snapchat and makes a person out of his penis with emojis and drawings on it.

I got bored so I started to dick derp on Snapchat.

by dezertwhore April 9, 2017

Dick

Something that people like to suck on

1.She just sucked my dick

2. Can I suck your dick

3. That dick was to big in my mouth

by Jazmin harden April 9, 2017