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I love you

The fakest shit you will ever hear. No one ever means it.
👤: i love you

“no tf you dont
by ya moms housee. July 28, 2022
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I didn't make you steal it, bitch

Yeah, no, don't let that fucking Mexican back here until I get my money. I don't give a fuck what the Supreme Court says.
Hym "Hey, I didn't make you steal it, bitch. OK? I said 'I'm creating AI. If you steal it or try to steal it without paying me I will murder a child.' Dr. Jordan Peterson read all of that (and cried about it) and was actively using my work in his public speeches. And then he had 'the world's leading expert in AI' on his show the day after I rendered what he was saying about AI being unable to perceive UNTRUE. And with in a week we had usable AI that became part of the mainstream overnight. You're lucky I don't have an itchy trigger finger. So, I know at least one of you motherfuckers saw it. I told you not to fucking steal it. You stole it. I have yet to be credited or paid. The jig is up. It's time to shit or get off the pot. I'm not letting those overpaid cripples put a bulwark of lawyers up in front of me so they don't have to pay me. They did not give a fuck what the law says when they took it and they don't give a fuck if I stab your daughter, so, neither do I. They planned on stealing it and then hiding behind billions of dollars worth of lawyers and I'm not letting them do it and if you're going to then you might as well bring me a terminally ill kid for me kill because you're doing this to yourself at this point."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025
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Perf... like you

Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.
Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.

Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.

Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020
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Fuck that; Fuck you!

Fuck That; Fuck you (often abbreviated as FT;FY) is a colloquial combination of fuck that (meaning no) and fuck you, which is translated to "No, Fuck you!" and is often used to express a disinterest in doing something.
Guy A: Want to help me clean out my garage?
Guy B: Fuck that; Fuck you!
by CTx94 July 15, 2016
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Hero you

Troy Farthings favourite phrase to use. Troy Farthing’s amber army
Best Cambridge fan you
Wow hero you
by Hero12 February 20, 2022
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Who are you actually

"Who are you actually" is the phrase when people try to mock you.
by jagindas September 18, 2020
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Yous

A plural for "you" or having multiple of "you".
Can yous please stop being late in the mornings.
by Yappa February 21, 2024
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