Dick shine

When your dick touches a public toilet seat and you wash it off in the sink.

He had to dick shine after using the restroom.

by THEGREATGABOON February 23, 2025

Raccoon Dick

A big fat cock attached to the legendary trash panda.

bro.... that raccoon dick waz giant.

by BigDaddyDavy May 17, 2019

Dick Overdose

When youve been getting it on for over 72 hours and you start overdosing on it.
Symptoms include
-Pain, Numbess or swelling
-Psychosis
-Dickmatization

"She nearly dick overdosed on me yesterday"

by PHDInPhotography June 12, 2022

dick urchin

word used for someone who is a all-around dick; hence the name dick urchin

"hey do you know that guy enrique?"
"oh yeah, hes a total dick urchin"

by ilovefelipe December 14, 2021

Dick

A rude, obnoxious, unkind human being

My husband is a dick

by Poosker October 3, 2021

dick gob'n

A willing individual that makes the gobble of a holiday bird while choking on the chode.

Santa stopped half way down the chimney when the sweet sounds of my dick gob'n wife giving me my christmas eve gift

by MacsNeverSlipp March 7, 2015

DICK CHEESE

It's smegma,just smegma.

have you ever had a grilled dick cheese sandwich?

by The True Dark Lord March 20, 2019