Skunk the Clam

Massaging a woman's Clitoris while performing analingus.

My lady loves me to Skunk the Clam. Skunking the Clam gives Two incredible stimulations at the same time.

by Rockyloo February 7, 2026

poor man's first class

The occurrence when no one else occupies your row section of economy seats on an airplane, usually three seats. Two people can experience this on a domestic aircraft with one aisle, three when two aisles.

I traveled in poor man's first class on the way here, the plane was only half full!

by Das Peguinisch February 8, 2026

National slime clankers day

National slime clankers day is celebrated on March 1st every year and 10 billion b-1 battle clankers spawn to be killed

Look at this clanker

Don't slime me out meatbaaa-!

Sorry it's National slime clankers day

by Lord skywalker February 26, 2026

The Mount Saint Helens classic

The Mount Saint Helens classic is where you fill a pipe full of ash and give it to your friend, when they light it with a torch all the ash sucks to their mouth.

He just got The Mount Saint Helens classic

by Trailer talk February 28, 2026

Got that clap

"Got that clap" is a common slang term for gonorrhea, a bacterial sexually transmitted infection (STI), as long with other various STDs

Person 1: I really like Kaylee Moody
Person 2: Hell naw, don’t mess with her she Got that Clap

by MeatRider122 March 9, 2026

doing the clara stack

The act of telling your friends you’ll be present at a party but ending up backing out or straight-up lying to them saying you were there but in reality, you wasn’t and giving a weird pouty face like how the actress Clara Stack from IT: Welcome to Derry does quite often.

Oh, stop doing the Clara Stack already!

Her: What? I was there, you just didn’t see me so I went home and gone to sleep while giving a pouty face

by weirdmidnightgirl16 March 16, 2026

Lawson's clause

Lawson's clause is a modern adaptation to the traditionally established rule of dating (see "Half your age plus seven") regarding the socially acceptable age difference between couples in a relationship. Lawson's clause stipulates that, when there is an exorbitant amount of money or net worth involved with one of the parties, then the resulting age determined by the established formula is then modified. The resulting acceptable age will be multiplied by zero, and 18 will then added.
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).

Q: Bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old? He's like 72... isn't that inappropriate?
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.

by Muslim Goat February 21, 2025