Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.

Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.

by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024

Post Dump Clarity

The intense feelings of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially after dumps of epic proportions.

Jared designed an entirely new Boeing jetliner during his post dump clarity following a violent episode of diarrhea which caused significant damage to his airplane’s bathroom.

by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024

pst nut clarity

that was my mistake, i wanted to write "post nut clarity" but here we are now!

Mike: pst nut clarity.
Jake: Are you sure you don't mean "Post nut clarity"?
Mike: No, i actually mean "pst nut clarity"
Jake: Are you high or something??
Mike: No

by oh-shit-its-astrality December 8, 2024

The Penguin Clause

When it is so impossibly cold that blankets aren't working, two (or more) people must huddle together for warmth.
Works well with one bed trope

Phoebe: I'm freezing!
Drew: Me too:(
Phoebe: c'mere, it's too cold, im using the penguin clause.

by Plant.mami December 8, 2024

post huzz clarity

When you had a bad bitch but settled for last at the end of the day,you must concipate.

I was happy today until I saw Zoey now I have post huzz clarity.

by Dutch J December 11, 2024

Bail Out ClapEm

When you jump out shooting with intent to kill and no sympathy for the person.

"We Bail Out ClapEm, on my dead cousin" "He couldn't run"

by Killtecs December 23, 2024

Bail Out ClapEm

When you jump out a car shooting with intent to kill and no remorse for the person.

We Bail Out ClapEm On My Dead Cousin He Couldn't Run!!

by Killtecs December 23, 2024