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shit

1. poop
2. a bad person; someone nobody likes
by BlueSantaHat July 19, 2023
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Stick & Shit

Stick & Shit is the action of covering a toilets sensor with tape and proceeding to take a massive dump, leaving the shit floating in the toilet for the next person. It is the perfect counterpart to the already infamous “Upper Decker”.
“Oh man I just left a Stick & Shit for someone in the bathroom
by Gaymer42069 May 2, 2024
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shit vibe

noun

1. significant other who gives you a hard time whenever you just want to relax and do a bunch of low quality drugs with your moronic friends.

2. your girlfriend and/or wife.

adjective

1. general feelings of anxiety or being judged when loose as shit on a bunch of bad cocaine when surrounded by people you actually hate.

2. your girlfriend and/or wife's general behaviour.
"Man I was just trying to have several grams of cocaine and 34 beers with the boys on a Tuesday and my woman keeps calling and screaming about how I'm a piece of shit. For fuck's sake I can't do anything right. She's so controlling."

"Yeah man she's a shit vibe."
by blurmbo May 28, 2021
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Shit for brains

Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison is a classic example of shit for brains
by Retrovertigo April 14, 2020
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Catfish Shit Pipe

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!
by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020
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baby shit

hey wtf are u making with baby shit-
by blizzard bitch February 4, 2021
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shit down

A prominent English grammar teacher at Fenerbahce High School in Istanbul, Turkey created a new meaning of shit down in the 1990's as defined below. Unfortunately, the English-speaking world has known nothing about this contribution. I am very proud to present it here as one of her students. Learn and widely use it, please.

shit down (v):

1) (order) to tell someone to sit down when they fail to answer a question properly.

2) fail to respond a question properly
You couldn't respond the question again. Shit down and next time work hard.
by tatu10c99 March 18, 2021
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