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Rage shitting

when one is in a fit of rage and decides to blow the back of a toilet out like a 12 gauge shotgun with a buckshot.
Caught my wife's boyfriend rage shitting in my shitter, so i killed him.
by HeavyD17 December 27, 2018
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Shit Digger

A dumb bitch who knows nothing, yet knows everything & somehow turn everything to shit, an ungrateful bitch.
Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"

Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.

Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.

Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.

Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.

Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.

Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.

Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.

Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.
by Lordkickass June 29, 2024
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Shit sticks

Noun. Anal sex in which there is feces on the male's dick(stick) when pulled out.
See also: Dooky sticks
My man fucked me in the ass so hard girl! He got the shit sticks.
by BedheadRedd June 8, 2017
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Shit

Me: hey-

You: ugh here comes the pease of shit

Me: ok then-
by MoonBean October 26, 2020
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Wizard Shit

Shit Wizards do.

Like 💨🌲s all day and still handle all their biz. #🧙 ♂️💩
My homie has kids, a sick career and 💨s 🌲s all day. That's some Wizard Shit.
by SexDrugsJokes October 7, 2019
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Take your face for a shit

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself
“This albums so over-rated

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”
by TheOceanNew July 21, 2023
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Made the shit

Rosie made the shit = Good stay mad Norah
by RosieMkNodie April 24, 2021
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