You big nerd

What you say every time you see a person that exists. You can say it to anyone, anwhere. If you say it near sensitive people, they will tell you their grades and try to prove their not a big nerd.

“You big nerd nerd you is.”
“Ooohhhh nook, I guess I big nerd now.”

by Your A Nerd February 26, 2019

get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 4, 2022

medicine you digest so well lately

an anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: stop interrupting. I don't like that medicine you digest so well lately. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to be such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself

by Sexydimma May 27, 2015

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.

Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.

by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020

Do what you want

Said by a woman to a man meaning ‘don’t actually’ or ‘the real answer is no’.

“Can I put a sticker on the car?” He said. She replied, “Do what you want.” He did not do it because he knew he would be sleeping on the couch

by AlexaJj August 31, 2025

I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

hurthear you

To ignore Spencer and Joe and all his frends

I hurthear you

by gabe saundersgabe January 11, 2018