Wet Weapon

Any one who drinks jaeger Bombs. Drink of the gods that can infact turn you into a god like figure - You can, after enough Jaeger take on the world.

Alt. When your penis becomes useless like a wet weekend after overcooking it on the Jaeger.

Look at that Arik He's a wet weapon after drinking those Jaegers - Someones gona get it tonight.

by Arik Of Arnold January 12, 2012

young wet

A young, attractive woman.

Yo check out them young wets over there man! They're young and wet just how I like em.

by mike dougherty June 5, 2016

Wet Cole

When someone with stretched ear lobes, or "gauges", has their ear-hole licked in a sexual manner.

That girl has given every little scene kid at our school at Wet Cole. She's probably got ear syphilis.

by ColeMalphus February 19, 2011

Wet bussy

When your give someone a wet willy with period blood

I heard alyssa gave james a wet bussy while he was falling asleep.

by Foxjames445 April 4, 2020

Wet Potato

A game in which 4-10 men enter a locker room and strip naked. The rules are as follows:
1. All men must rub baby oil upon each other until completely soaked.
2. The youngest player starts with a butter-soaked potato.
3. The player with the potato must hold on to the for as long as possible without dropping it.
4. If the potato is dropped, the player who dropped it must bend over to pick it up.
5. The first player to get his penis in the dropper's anus gets to hold the potato.
7. If the potato is picked up, one point is scored.
8. First person to get 8 points wins.

"Hey man, the guys and I are going to the gym to play Wet Potato, you want in?"

by chickentestes April 11, 2014

Wet Vac

Verb: to Wet Vac someone, to be Wet Vac'd.

A sexual act where one utilizes a straw to suck-up the juices secreted from the vagina; like a wet vac sucks up moisture from a carpet.

Dude, that chick was so sloppy I had to Wet Vac that bitch.

OR

Last night my girl was so wet I couldn't eat her out, so I Wet Vac'd her instead.

by TRexSloppySucker October 14, 2010

wet dreams

n. Sarcastic name for any garish, expensive, unneeded water features added to your home to cause endless plumbing trouble while adding a taint of both relaxing arty decoration and carcinogenic black mould.

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Dude! Haven't seen you at the skate park lately. What up?

Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?

Whoa. Respect.

by gnostic3 June 5, 2017