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working vagina 

A woman, who rather than getting a job producing money, produces children, locking her poor husband into unending debt and misery. Normally seen in the wild at shopping malls, starbucks, or driving in her oversized SUV guzzling gas and polluting the environment with more children and an ever expanding carbon footprint.
The working vagina's are out in force on black friday.
working vagina by xraybravo January 28, 2009

Trouser Vagina 

The ripping of your trousers to create a vagina like split. If it is on a women it reveals her actual vagina giving a point of easy entry for a man to perform a Dirty Dungeon Pirate.
Eve: Oh it appears I have a Trouser Vagina.
Pete: Yes looks like it's time for a Japanese Crab Stroker.
Trouser Vagina by Nex Solo June 6, 2011

moist vagina 

moist vagina is a great song by nirvana
moist vagina by daniel d December 28, 2005

Captain Vagina 

A man loudly claiming to be a feminist who will fight gallantly in arguing women's issues that have nothing to do with him, often for the sole purpose of getting sex. Very often beta male types.
He's just playing Captain Vagina because he has no other way of getting laid

fish vagina 

Nemo: What's that awful smell?
Martin: It smells like human...
Nemo: FISH VAGINA. Dory close your legs!
Dory: Sorry
fish vagina by stinky sailor June 20, 2011

messy vagina 

A messy vagina is a vagina usually covered in semen. Like after a creampie when the semen starts to leak out
Guy: I'm about to cum
Girl: Pull it out
Guy: *cums on vagina* You have a messy vagina ;)
messy vagina by pApi_sMurF July 23, 2017