Spread the lips of a vagina, douse the vagina with Frank Reds Hot and Aunt Jemima's sweet syrup and go to town.
Steve: "Hey bro, guess what I did last night!"
Kyle: "What?"
Steve: "I Canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast"
Kyle: "what the fuck..."
Kyle: "What?"
Steve: "I Canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast"
Kyle: "what the fuck..."
by CanadianDUCK March 06, 2016
When the load of an elderly man is loosely squirted in your mouth. Bitter in taste and slightly stinging the tongue, much like a mouthful of piss warm Canadian beer.
Josh: " Dude..Harry just gave me a knarley warm Canadian behind the job shack. That raise better be worth it."
Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."
Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."
by MassiveDynamic December 02, 2016
Let's rotate Canadian clockwise this time!
What's Canadian clockwise?
It's like Clockwise, but Canadian!
What's Canadian clockwise?
It's like Clockwise, but Canadian!
by Jaraxin June 16, 2025
Bob got knocked out he thought it was just a snowball but he got hit with a canadian hand grenade insted....
by Kongo Kong March 31, 2023
An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.
Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.
Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.
Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
The act of licking between someones buttcheeks.
The act of someones tounge inbetween your buttcheeks.
The act of someones tounge inbetween your buttcheeks.
by sallybayy October 09, 2008
Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!
by DerykS. July 24, 2022