Canadian Touchdown

When a person witnesses a Canadian couple having sex, specifically in the cow girl position, and the hand move from the shoulders to the ass cheeks of said rider.

i cant believe Ryan witnessed a Canadian touchdown in the woods at summit point this season.

by FireHawk438 November 12, 2025

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Canadian Tug

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.

Walked in on LePlante giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.

by Pillsdb December 6, 2016

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Go canadian

To insert two penises into your anus

“Give me two dollars and I’ll go Canadian”

by Icantfindmyanus November 19, 2017

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A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"

*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"

by Crimson Renegade V1 December 15, 2017

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canadian shoelace

when a guy crawls under the table to untie and pull off your shoelace and then runs to the urinal to dip it in piss before licking the shoelace and offering it to you.

guy 1: broo he just canadian shoelaced me!
guy 2: no way, was it good?

by true north thug April 17, 2024

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