Trauma Text

When someone tells about their overly dramatized "traumatic" experiences.

Omg! Jenny just sent me a trauma text. Poor Jenny!

My life is such a trauma text!

by roflolmao haha June 24, 2018

Text Amnesia

That “text” you forgot to send, realizing only when your wife asks to borrow your phone - to buy 30 seconds to clear your Safari history and double check the contents of your photo album.

“Wow I almost got caught last night. Jill asked to use my phone so I pretended I had text amnesia.”

by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

Text Thread Hater

One who refuses to accept how awesome, efficient and enjoyable a group chat, thread or conversation can be.

Rebecca hates being included on the Anderson Family text thread because she thinks it is banal, she is a text thread hater.

by sidewayspony89 June 27, 2018

Texting Terms

When you and another person never call or even talk in person and only text instead.

person 1:Whats up with you and your ant?
person 2: oh we are on texting terms so even though we live in the same house we dont ever talk we just text from different rooms
person 1: oh shit thats rough

by xX1TopShotXx June 29, 2018

text torture

Purposefully waiting a long time to text someone back in order to increase anticipation and drama, especially if someone just asked you out or expressed feelings for you

Amy: I’m not sure what to do. Adam texted that he’s into me, but I also like Blake and Juan.

Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

Text massage

Messages sent to someone or others to emotionally support their decisions.

(Giving a text massage)

(Giving a text massage)

Ex. It's ok Becky if you ate a whole tray of cupcakes. You can start again tomorrow.

by Granmeyer August 11, 2018

texting sailor

Someone who mainly curses like a sailor in text messages but, reframes from cussing up a storm in person

In person: “This is such a marvelous party”

In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”

Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!

by Dirtybucket January 25, 2019