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certified straight sexual

a group of gay middle schoolers that do stupid shit at the lunch table and in playstation parties
Hey, that kid looks so gay, he is probably a certified straight sexual!!!!!

The Straight Effs 

A musical duo formed by Youtube-star Terroja Kincaid (The Amazing Atheist) and Cody Weber. Together they've appeared in three videos on Youtube, all titled "BEST SONGS EVER". In these videos, TJ is singing, while Weber plays guitar and sometimes bass. In "BEST SONGS EVER 3", the duo also have a guest appearance of Cody Weber's brother playing guitar. They also have another video called "BONE US SONGS" consisting of tracks that apparently were too graphic for Youtube.
The Straight Effs have also released an EP consisting of four of their songs.

Lyrically, their songs are mostly about stereotyping, alcohol, drugs, sex, rape, murder, violence, homosexuality politics and rebellion against the system. The songs varies from almost metal-like singing with heavy guitar riffs, to romantic ballads.
"The Straight Effs is the shit!"

"Remeber that time that your dad molested you?"

"Fuck the civilians, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"

"Ever since I fucked my sister she's been acting kind of strange."

"Call the number on your screen, cuz we can get you more money and bitches than Charlie Sheen."

"When I ride a horse I need a separate horse from my big fat fucking dick!"
The Straight Effs by koriboy October 9, 2011

never dig straight down 

Number one rule of Minecraft. Doing so makes you fall in lava or often, falling into a cavern where you lose all of your stuff. Digging straight up does the same thing but with similar cases. Doing this also makes you get stuck in the hole you've dug in.
Susumu: Mr. Izumi, have you seen Konata anywhere!?
Soujirou: I'm sorry Susumu, but Konata has died. I've told her numerous times to never dig straight down.
Susumu: Awwww, now I can't go to prom with her!

Dick on straight

Whenever you realize you've banged someone, and you don't know why.

This usually occurs whenever you're intoxicated.

Kind of like "head on straight", only sexual.
Dude, why in the world would you fuck Jenna?
I don't know man, I didn't have my dick on straight.
Dick on straight by kneecoal! June 15, 2010

pussy straight 

the opposite of dicking around, being extremely productive, using your time wisely, stubborn
"Bro, quit being so pussy straight and just chill."
"Damn that nigga so pussy straight, he did all his homework two nights before."
"Michael's to pussy straight for his own good."
pussy straight by pussy straight February 22, 2015

i'm straight 

used to say no or no thanks. often said as "i'm good" or "i'm skrate"
Corey, you want a beer?
nah i'm straight
you sure?
yea i'm good

how many shots is that now?
five
you feeling okay?
yea i'm straight