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Russian Monkey Felcher

The act of a full grown man with extreme monkey features performing indecent acts with curly straws on monkeys. This is often performed while tickling there own rusty bullet holes!
Jason! Jason! What are you doing to that monkey!!! You Chewbacca munching fuck goat. You look like a Russian Monkey Felcher !

russian slice of cheese 

When one wraps a slice of american cheese are the head region of the cock. Grab a turtle shell insert it into the anal crevice, and drive your cheesy head up that slut ass bitch's piss hole.
Clix gave Skiz and Stunt a russian slice of cheese

white russian/rush in 

when a girl gives a guy head and blows it across his entire body
i had to take a shower after that white russian.
white russian/rush in by Toolbox October 20, 2003
Someone who succeeds without trying. The person doesn't have to be Russian but they usually are.
Hong: I got A for maths and I'm asian.
Jeff: So? you spend half your spare time studying! Dmitry got an A without trying.
Hong: Who's Dmitry? I never see him in lesson.
Jeff: He never attends lessons. He never studies. Just goes to the exams.
Hong: He must be Russian then.
Russian by coconuts man February 22, 2009

Russian-Roulette 

Village idiot of the lame site www.warfareinc.com

Also see homosexual for more information
Russian-Roulette by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Russian Christmas 

Russian Christmas: Verb: To drink large quantities of vodka in order to become intoxicated. Especially denoted when a person shakes the shot glass like a silver Christmas bell to consume the last drop.
Guy # 1: Aaaaaaw man. That Russian Christmas was a bad idea. I got super wasted and finished that whole bottle.

Guy # 2: I know dude, you were jingling every drop outta those shots.