acousta-pee 

The act or art of trying to cove-up, disguise or hide the sound of urinating with another sound or failing that trying to muffle the sound of pee hitting the water in the toilet bowl. Generally it is a method utilized when the bathroom is right next to another room where other people can hear you urinating and you want to avoid the embarrassment.

Examples of "acousta-pee" include (i) turning the bathroom ventilator on; (ii) singing; (iii) coughing: (iv) turning the water on in the sink; (v) trying to aim for a portion of the bowl with no water; (vi) talking to the people in the other room while peeing and/or (vii) if you have to pee like a racehorse and as a last resort sticking your leg in the toilet and peeing down your leg.

John, having drunk 6 beers, acousta-peed by singing and turning on the water in the sink. Don have had a 12 pack raced to the bathroom and acousta-peed by sticking his leg in the toilet and peeing down his leg, thus avoiding sounding like a racehorse through the bathroom door.

acousta-pee by Stevo Redfish March 14, 2013

O.A.Pee 

Old & Aged Prostitute who pisses on her clients.

"My da went to the bingo to get an O.A.Pee off the cloakroom attendant."

O.A.Pee by Anonymous June 3, 2003

ass pee 

The stream of liquid fecal matter that is extruded from your anus after eating massive quantities of over-salted food. Similar in consistency and sound to regular 'pee,' only brown, malodorous, and from the bad hole.

Man, that meal was delicious, but so salty that I'm going to ass pee all fucking night.

ass pee by Orkstein December 15, 2008

power pee 

A phrase that describes what teh leetest (not really) executives must do after their three hour power lunch. It also might describe a mathematical term, such as n to the power of pee, but that's a bit more nonsensical.

It is also when you have a limited time to "relieve yourself," and you do so as quickly as possible. Usually leads to a return trip to the restroom half an hour later.

Bob just got out of his batter-powered power lunch, and really needs to take a power pee before the shit hits the fan.

Lisa was told by her teacher that she could visit the restroom, as long as she chopped down the mightiest tree in the forest with A HERRING, and took less than 5 minutes to complete that task, as well as going to the restroom and finding a nice shrubbery for the principal. Any longer, and she would be expelled. That warranted a major power pee.

nerd: Oh em gee nerdina, I just got nerdy to the power of pee! Yesss!

power pee by Hans le Noir January 8, 2006

number 2 pee 

When a Dude takes a leak standing up. with his pants down around his ankles

Mike " Im gonna take a number 2 pee"
The Boys " Dude the cops are right over there! "

number 2 pee by yunior May 13, 2008

dick without a pee hole 

a clit; inferior penis

female part

dick without a pee hole by ThUmPeR! May 15, 2003

"E" Pee 

the frequency at which you have to pee while on ecstacy

Steve:"dude, it's a party put here what the hell you doin in the bathroom"
Matt:" man i got "E" Pee"

"E" Pee by Squall leonhart June 26, 2006