paperchase 

when you are going afta money

trying to get my paperchase on

paperchase by Dkrav April 25, 2008

pager

A device that people carry around that usually beeps when someone gets paged. Pagers are dying out because of cell phones.

I think you need a new battery for your pager.

pager by David March 6, 2004

paperfuck 

A paperfuck is any document that can totally screw you such as: a lawsuit, legal charges, failing grades on a transcript, a police report, etc. etc.

It can also be used a verb.

Cop: I know that you know where the suspect is, now tell me where he's hiding or I will paperfuck you out of this university so fast!
UCLA Student: I swear I don't know, I think he has friends in Santa Cruz.

Daniel: How are you doing man?
Kyle: Awesome, I totally just paperfucked the guy who slashed my tires.

paperfuck by SNUKnight April 20, 2008

The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test 

The fitnessgram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep a single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark, get ready, start.

The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test is the worst new meme.

The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test by SuccPapi October 4, 2016

Paperback Bitch 

A person who has everything they need but stills whines about having a crappy life/ not having something.

Jim: Mannn I want the new iphone 4s my iphone 4 is soo slooowww
Tim: Stop being such a paperback bitch

Douchebag: FML dude
Friend: Dude you have everything you need, you make your life seem like shit when there are other people with actual problems, your being a paperback bitch

Paperback Bitch by realtalk_69 May 5, 2012

Paneran adventure 

A journey that is made during conventional lunch hours by one or more of the following:

- A round body part that sticks out in a place it shouldn't.
- A woman of amazing grace, beauty, and intelligence OR A girl that resembles both a glazed donut and snowshoes.
- A big busted blonde with a pretty face pertty eyes and great hips. Nice butt long legs tall and gorgeous.
- A bad ass with a big dick.
- The most brightest and coolest person in the universe.
- A bald jackass OR avery confusing person

The clock approached 12:45 and The Nub and I summoned our counterparts Gail, Leslie and Amy for our Paneran Adventure.

Paneran adventure by Gus Baker June 21, 2005

papercut survivor

Very painful experience you went through. Mostly emotionally rather then physically, like a breakup,

I'm a papercut survivor, I caught feelings but now it's over.

papercut survivor by Netkom July 30, 2018