The dude puts chap stick up the librarian's vagina and plays it like a trombone until his lips become unchapped.
Librarian Cari- Do you still have those cold-sores?
Al- Yea, they hurt really bad.
Cari- OK, just come with me and I'll give you some of my Ol' Tuba Lips.
Al- Yea, they hurt really bad.
Cari- OK, just come with me and I'll give you some of my Ol' Tuba Lips.
by Dusty Cox March 21, 2009
by Anonymous September 29, 2003
When your sister puts a Copenhagen dip in her pussy and asks you to eat her pussy out then, then keep swirling your tongue until you get a buzz
by D@xe May 28, 2018
Batty crease lips are dem lips that are dried up. The crusty lips that look like tiger bread. No one wants go near them because they look like a pensioners batty.
by Battyshit June 22, 2017
The action of performing oral sex on male genitalia with the male genitalia in the back of the throat, causing vomiting on the genitals. Then gathering the vomit back into your mouth, and continuing to perform oral sex, causing ejaculation. Then you use the mix of semen and vomit to spit it in your partner’s mouth. They then will swallow and digest the vomen (vomit and semen) until the next day. You are now ready to enjoy (eat) your “Louisiana Lip Smacker”.
“Hey, you here that Ivan had his first Louisiana Lip Smacker yesterday?”
“Really? That’s wild.”
“Yeah”
“Really? That’s wild.”
“Yeah”
by love u mama July 04, 2019
by djminkus November 13, 2010
Dad: You mock me one more time and I’ll smoke your lips.
Son: (mimicking dad) Mock me one more time...
Dad: Alright you’re getting a smack on the lips.
Son: (mimicking dad) Mock me one more time...
Dad: Alright you’re getting a smack on the lips.
by Helcat3 December 24, 2020