Face Off

A game in which you and your homies all sit in a line crouched over with your head near your genitalia. The game continues with everyone masturbating with a goal of ejaculating onto your own face. Last person to ejaculate must lick the goodness off of all the other player's faces.

Those failing to ejaculate on one's face due to poor aim or velocity are automatic losers.

"Hey man lets face off tonight"

"Jimmy totally licked cum off my face cause he lost face off"

by Face off master May 14, 2010

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sawed-off

short in stature

This sawed-off bastard was just asking for trouble with the law.

by The Return of Light Joker May 31, 2011

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Jerk-off

A highly organized competition pitting jerk chicken recipes and cooking talents against one another. Best jerk wins.
Extra: best side dish (eg. rice and peas, corn, mash, etc.)

Rub up your chicken legs and heat up your BBQs, we're having a jerk-off on Saturday!

by King Jerk II April 27, 2009

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muggin off

getting taking the piss out of.

i gave some nigga my doe for a draw, he didnt come back. "the nigga's muggin me off!!"

by zookieT June 21, 2005

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Beasting Off

The act of masturbating and thinking of animals.

Person 1- So today i decided to masturbate to something different like..Beasting off.

Person 2- whats that?

Person 1- It's where you masturbate and think of animals while masturbating.

Person 2- Really?! OMG! I'm going to go try that right now!

by D. Schlosser February 25, 2008

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