Smelling like a Christmas tree

To smell like weed in public

Damn, Kyle was smelling like a Christmas tree at school today.

by Horseeeeeee January 31, 2016

Tree Hugging Pig Bitch

A Redneck Cop or Policeman in a rural area that hides behind trees or bushes on the side of road or highway to catch someone speeding. Sometimes they r there to masturbate or make there recent prisoner sqeel like a pig.

Look at that fucking Tree Hugging Pig Bitch, good thing he is sudamizing that bum instead of his job cause I was driving like I stole it.

by Gmac83 February 28, 2017

Christmas tree bill

an initially minor bill in the senate that attracts add-ons and/or changes until it begins to "look like it has something for everyone"

The proposed legislation was looking more like a Christmas tree bill every day.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2010

Purple Palm Tree Delight

Argyle is such a hottie

Purple palm tree delight makes argyle even more of a hottie.

by Pingle July 3, 2022

Juggling Barrels Near A Tree

When you perform oral sex on a male and tickle his nuts at the same time.

Mary was Juggling Barrels Near A Tree. Seth just loved it!

by Yonodactyl June 29, 2009

not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

airhead dimwittedç

You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

money don't grow on trees

a statement used to tell people that you are not rich. even though the literal meaning is wrong, as money comes from paper, and paper is from trees, the meaning of the statement does have some use, and is always a good statement to live by.

Jane doe: mom, can i have these 100$ jeans?

Jane doe's mom: no honey, money don't grow on trees!

by ratbrainbasher March 25, 2013