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F**k

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F**k you
by Krackerz lil brother August 5, 2024
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F CLOUT

f /klout/
Being yourself; Doing what feeds your spirit without fear of isolation or rejection; Being intentional with your words and actions for the benefit of yourself and those around you. Celebrating individuality while accepting your wins and losses.
F Clout I don't need extras!

F the clout and attention, let’s start a mission
by anonymous July 23, 2022
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F#ck

You
F#ck you
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F

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter F, when you can draw sturdy club, hook or mace?
Four fivers for fifty figs.
by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022
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O A F

Old as fuck. Typical resident of Florida and Arizona, Palm Springs...
Can't move there because everyone is O A F.

My calendar is full of doctors appointments cause I'm O A F.
You can be O A F and still love new music.
by OAF? August 18, 2022
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John F Kenedy

Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy

(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)

Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?

Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.

Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!

Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.

(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)

Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.

(Amy exits the car.)

Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!

Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!

(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)

Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.

(Fade to white)

Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
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F/SN

Short for Fate/stay night, a visual novel and anime
I finished reading F/SN last week
by Pie Thief May 13, 2022
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