Floating cheese

A prolonged conversation of no meaning undertaken exclusively by males under the influence of large quantities of alcohol. Nothing of any value is established through such intercourse the purpose of which is purely for the entertainment of those so engaged. Although utterly hilarious to those participating in a floating cheese conversation such talk invariably leaves sober bystanders and all females wholly perplexed.

The term comes from one such meaningless conversation in which the relative bouyancy of cheese was hotly debated for many hours.

The six old friends enjoyed an evening of strong ale and floating cheese.

by Lee Farmie October 6, 2004

florida pedestrian

1. something in your way 2. something irrelevant 3. potential road kill awakening speed bump

Florida pedestrians are irrelevant until after you hit one.

by Cresson Stafford March 25, 2007

floppy muffin

When a female grabs a man's penis at roughly the 1/2 point of the shaft then proceeds to make a circular motion on the helmet with the palm of her hand... making a once floppy muffin a hard muffin.

"Yo, Meg Ryan gives the best floppy muffin Ever."

"I was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy muffins left and right."

by jeffdhall April 9, 2009

Flora to Fondle Ratio

The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile

That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.

by TimKyleMatt February 28, 2009

floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

Floridian Hurricane

This is a sexual position/activity where you suspend the partner on the ceiling fan so that he/she is in the air parallel with the floor. As your partner rotates, you cockslap them continuously. When you're ready to ejaculate, stop your partner's rotating and cum in their mouth. Make them rotate again and have your partner spit the jizz out, making it "rain."

"My boyfriend and I succesfully pulled off a Floridian Hurricane last night. I almost died."

by Da Kroo September 19, 2009

Flowerpetal

1. A beautiful girl
2. A synonym for "honey" and "sweetheart"

Example 1:

"You are such a flowerpetal with your hair down."

Example 2:

"Happy birthday, flowerpetal!"

by JeanYes February 27, 2010