A complete and utter virgin. Does not know how to to talk to girls because he cranks 90/s on Fortnite all day. AKA a whole ass bitch with sexual frustration.
by bmoytz January 24, 2022
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Commando-in-sheets. President of working from home in nothing but a shirt. Gets dressed by invading the Dryrack. Went to Yale but pretends to be from Texas to gain acceptance from his O&G colleagues. Bedroom also known as the Broval Office.
Colleagues on Teams call: "I think you're on mute - we can't hear you."
George W. F. H. Bush: "But I can hear YOU!"
George W. F. H. Bush: "But I can hear YOU!"
by daltonjfk September 24, 2021
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An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.
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