chuck norris 

Gods God. The only man that God fears.

Chuck Norris doesn't go to church to worship God, He goes so God can worship him.

chuck norris by Chuck Norris is God May 18, 2007

chuckle fuck 

when having sex and the girl cant stop laughing

dude wow my girlfriend and i had a chuckle fuck last night and it was annoying

chuckle fuck by adremicdiz March 2, 2011

chuckle chuckle 

my laugh
sound cows make

chuckle chuckle went da cow!!!!!!!!!!

chuckle chuckle by chili_t August 14, 2006

chuck a deuce 

When on acid, you spin a slinky really fast in front of a bright light, you're chucking a deuce when you get two circles to form.

Check out dudeman with the slinky, can you chuck a deuce?

chuck a deuce by DavidHalk November 28, 2006

chuck 

A body of salt water. Also known as the salt chuck

He was dripping wet after falling in the chuck.
She snagged a nice little cod, but it flipped out of the boat back into the chuck.

chuck by LizardBill October 9, 2007

chuck norris 

The one man on earth other than god who manages to get his nuts jocked so much he has his own long list. My main proof for this statement is every other definition of chuck norris here.In my eyes everyone is probably soon to make a religion for him with his own bible.

"god said let there be light and chuck norris said say please."

chuck norris by Tek Jansen January 18, 2008

chuck norris 

All that is.

Why is god named god?
Cuz the name Chuck Norris was already taken.

If Chuck Norris has sex with you, he hs the penis and the vagina.

chuck norris by COBHC tiki October 9, 2008